Praise Jupiter, I’ve finally finished a story in this lovely little fandom.

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Jupiter Ascending, Jupiter/Caine

Jupiter’s having trouble accessing Seraphi’s space bucks, so Caine takes a second job on Earth.

A story brought to you by the letters M and M and the number Channing Tatum’s hips.

Yes, this is the Jupiter Ascending story I started ( Read more... )

Hey, it's a list of things.

- I gave in and got a tumblr, because nobody's talking about Jupiter Ascending meta here and I want to talk about Jupiter Ascending meta, or at least read some Jupiter Ascending meta and not respond because tumblr is as confusing as all get-out. Also, I want to talk about how adorable Jupiter and Caine are together and ( Read more... )

...I'm pretty sure I've finally finished the first draft of something.

Not the serious Jupiter Ascending story. Not the goofy Jupiter Ascending/Leverage crossover.

15k of Caine Wise accidentally becoming a stripper. I don't know, friends. I just don't know.

Jupiter Ascending is kind of a mess. Dropped plot threads, shaky worldbuiding, leaden dialogue, and fight scenes so frantic it's hard to tell which side you should be cheering for. And yet. And yet...!
( There's nothing like a shirtless, eyelinered, pointy-eared man caressing some futuristic weapons as he soaks in his manpain. Also, reviews & links )